Not in a weird way that would upset my husband or anything.  I don’t go to bed at night and dream of waking in your arms.  I don’t want to marry you, and I have no intentions of getting a tattoo that has any meaning that could be associated with you.  That being said, god damn you are funny!  I got my first glimpse into your willingness to be involved in funny, slightly embarrassing humor when you are Sarah Silverman made the video about her fucking you.  I am sorry that it had to break her and Jimmy Kimmel up when he decided to get back at her by fucking your friend Ben Affleck, I think that she should have understood it was fair, but I guess it was too much for them to survive.  Anyway, I loved you a little then, I said to myself, not only is this guy one hell of a secret agent dude, but he is clearly a funny guy.  Hats off to Matt Damon.  Well, I thought you had peaked, I thought I had seen the funny you had to bring, I was wrong.  I just finished watching you break down at the end of the season finale of Entourage and I loved it so much I had to tell the world.  So Matt Damon, good job.